Vermont humor! A group of friends were hunting ducks one fall when one of them, lying in the bottom of the boat did not safety his gun. When it went off it went right through his Cabelas' boot (and, of course, his foot). At the hospital, his friends snuck off with the boot and came to see us. We made their 'Sportsmanship' plaque so that when it hangs, the wall is visible through the hole.
I'm sorry to make a sexist remark but we think only guys would think this up!